Insurance Mutual
Volcanic Peril Insurance · Multi-Territory
DEPARTMENT OF MAGMATIC AFFAIRS · ALL SENSORS NOMINAL

Nothing is happening. We have the instruments to prove it.

Seven monitoring stations across Western Pennsylvania, flat Ohio, and Las Vegas report to one desk, around the clock, where one analyst confirms that the ground is still the ground.

7stations reporting
0magma chambers located
99.98%sensor uptime (the rest was lunch)
1analyst on duty, at all times, the same one
STATION NETWORK

Territory map

Select a station to see its latest readings. Map is not to scale, and is not to anything.

Lake Erie (still a lake) Las Vegas, NV ≈1,900 mi omitted Indiana not monitored hilly parts, excluded Flat Ohio Western PA Eastern PA not covered, not excluded, just not NJ
Dormant, as ever Advisory (still dormant) Outside territory
Station readout

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LIVE FEED

Territory seismograph

A continuous reading from the Mount Nothingness Observatory in Franklin County, Ohio. You are welcome to test the equipment.

MNO-01 · Franklin Co., OH
0.0 current magnitude, source unknown (nothing)
0.0 peak magnitude today
HISTORICAL RECORD

Eruptions in territory, by decade

Compiled from every available geological survey, county record, and a man at a diner in Mansfield who has lived there his whole life.

Each bar is drawn to scale. The y-axis runs to 1 in case we ever need it.

ANALYST LOG

Running observations

● RECORDING

Entries are written as they happen. They happen roughly every seven seconds, whether or not anything has.